From time to time, I like to go to this local bar on random Saturday nights. The bartender there is very pretty and great at her job. I won’t lie to you guys, I look forward to seeing her whenever I go there (every few months or so). However, after a few minutes of being at the bar tonight, I had to go home. Why? Dwight Howard was trending on twitter. Like most people who were surprised to see the Washington Wizards’ big man trending, I was shocked. “Did he have a monster game or something?” I asked myself. So I immediately checked the Wizards’ box score.
Dwight Howard: DND- INJURY/ILLNESS
Well, he didn’t have a monster game. Was he being traded? Cut? Threatening his ex to not tell anyone about his transgender orgies?
It was one of those. Dwight Howard is still a wizard….
This is the reason he was trending:
I was afraid to speak but today my life was threatened after I was sexually harassed, threatened and manipulated, by someone I respected, my ex boyfriend NBA player Dwight Howard, and his camp also “”catfished”” by his disrespectful ass PASTOR pic.twitter.com/n1I1fwDcUw
— Masin Elijè (@MasinElije) November 25, 2018
My reaction exactly as to why Dwight Howard was trending:
*Searches why Dwight Howard is trending* pic.twitter.com/JyISB9kCzK
— Polo Maruwa (@polomaruwa10) November 25, 2018
Old suspect Dwight footage resurfacing:
This Dwight Howard video feels like a double entendre now. pic.twitter.com/znmwqgUGnl
— 🦃Alex🦃 (@Dubs408) November 25, 2018
Some people taking it too far:
John Wall: *drops soap*
Dwight Howard: "pick it up"
John Wall: pic.twitter.com/MfNG89jOoY
— Barry McCockiner (@SportsTalkJo3y) November 25, 2018
Some people taking it way too far:
What Dwight Howard sees when he undresses his women. pic.twitter.com/9L1z2Vx434
— DEJI 🇳🇬 (@badboyminaj) November 25, 2018
Basically from what I’ve gathered, Dwight Howard was dating a transgender woman. He cheated on her by going to transgender orgies, and threatened her not to tell anyone. I won’t lie, I don’t care who Dwight Howard sleeps with. The memes are funny. I’m not qualified to get into any debate as to what a man or woman is in 2018. All I know is, Twitter is ruthless and Dwight Howard may want to lay low for a few days. The one piece of advice I can give to Dwight Howard is don’t try saying “no homo”, because that can come with a hefty fine from the NBA.
Special place in hell for whoever made this Dwight Howard meme pic.twitter.com/hpMkXM4Y1B
— The Great TPR (@TPRx11) November 25, 2018
If there is anything additional to this story that I haven’t been able to dig up yet, feel free to tweet me @tprx11.
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